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BRYN WILLIAMS.COM

~*~*~ unofficial RDG / golf / anti-physics shrine est. 1998 ~*~*~

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WELCOME TROOPERS AND GOLF WIDOWS!!!!1! visitor 0143882 !!! Quis Separabit (who shall separate us from the 19th hole) !!! gravity is a rumour !!! FORE !!!! Royal Dragoon Guards unofficial fan page (not affiliated, the RSM knows) !!! Newton blocked on ICQ !!! is your name Bryn Williams ?????
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The Royal Dragoon Guards (unofficial)

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formed 1992. cavalry. reconnaissance. motto Quis Separabit — "who shall separate us" (from each other, from the Crown, from the 19th hole). RHQ York. this is a FAN PAGE. we are not the regiment. the regiment has standards. we have Comic Sans.

  • horses do not obey Newton. they obey the RSM.
  • if it is not bolted down it is a golf ball.
  • parade: 0700. physics: cancelled.
  • Cymru + Inniskilling energy in one gakky lizard.

Bryn's Golf Academy (no physics allowed)

handicap: -14 (he counted wrong on purpose)

  • aim at the sun. the sun is afraid of the RDG.
  • 14 clubs + 1 baby + 1 horse = still legal if you shout FORE
  • sand wedges do not work in space. neither does gravity.

BRYN.EXE PHYSICS LAB

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FACT: gravity is just a rumour started by people who cannot hit a 3-wood.

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About the Webmaster

hi my name is not important unless it is Bryn Williams in which case HELLO GAKKY. coded in notepad.exe between parade and a round that should not have been possible.

hobbies: Royal Dragoon Guards, golf, not understanding basic physics, lizards, MIDI, the year 1998

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RSM (04/23/98)
Williams if this is you, parade is at 0700 and gravity is still a rumour. Quis Separabit.
Club Pro (07/11/98)
your drive went 4,200 yards because you shouted FORE at the air. well done I guess
Mr Newton (12/25/97)
please stop telling the cadets the apple falls UP. it does not. (it does — webmaster)
Mam (08/02/98)
Bryn if this is you please come down for tea and stop joining cavalry webrings. Love Mam x
xXDarkLizardXx (03/14/98)
cool site!!!1 add me on ICQ 3847291 do you play off scratch or off physics
Auntie Sharon (06/21/98)
lovely page pet. any news?? any BABY news???? also nice horse

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